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SPENCER: we’re too self-centered

                to wear hairnets. sorry you

                have to throw this out

HEIDI: I hope my extra

          shiny lipgloss impresses

          these homeless people

 [more hilarious photos of heidi and spencer “volunteering“]

 

incarceration

changed martha’s opinions of

normal sized wieners

 

 

 

**photos from people.com

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kim’s massive boobies

upstage her castmates and make

all eyeballs bug out

 

TIM:  “heidi, from here on

         out please only address me

         as Big Daddy Gunn”

 

HEIDI: “herr gunn, please shove off. 

            there’s no way I’m schlagen-ing

            your brustäwarzes”

 

 

oh holy crap, madge

is a velociraptor

only scarier

 

 

**photos from people.com, gofugyourself.com