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SPENCER: we’re too self-centered

                to wear hairnets. sorry you

                have to throw this out

HEIDI: I hope my extra

          shiny lipgloss impresses

          these homeless people

 [more hilarious photos of heidi and spencer “volunteering“]



changed martha’s opinions of

normal sized wieners




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kim’s massive boobies

upstage her castmates and make

all eyeballs bug out


TIM:  “heidi, from here on

         out please only address me

         as Big Daddy Gunn”


HEIDI: “herr gunn, please shove off. 

            there’s no way I’m schlagen-ing

            your brustäwarzes”



oh holy crap, madge

is a velociraptor

only scarier



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