Alright, people. It was only a matter of time before some skilled dancer memorized and recreated the AWESOMENESS that is the Beyonce “Single Ladies” music video (haven’t seen it? Check it out here). This guy has the facial expressions, hair flips, and prances down perfectly. This post goes out to you, Shane Mercado, because you have done what others have only dreamt of doing.

Shane Mercado dances the Beyonce “Single Ladies” music video

If you don’t click on this you’ll most definitely be sorry. You’ve been warned.


I know Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would be voted the hottest couple in the galaxy, but not if Brad keeps this mustache up.


Oy. Even Angelina looks sad to be seen with him. She’s being dragged against her monochromatic will by a Don Juan in a gray scarf and somewhat humiliating headpiece. Can’t a girl ever catch a break?

And why is it that I can totally picture Angelina calling up Jennifer Aniston in a few years from now saying, “Damn, girl. How did you put up with that for so long? I know you most likely want me to suffer a long and painful death after what happened BUT you’re seriously cute and I think we should save the world together. You in?” And I really hope Jenn agrees because that would really show Brad and his facial hair up. Booyah.

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Just kidding! You really didn’t think I mean that seriously, right? Sorry if you did. Actually, not at all because this outfit of his put me in a terrific mood:

Hmm, a fur coat, red track short, white tights, white slipers, wool beanie….oh, my, god. My brain has gone into hypersonic OVERLOAD over this outfit. WTF, Kid Rock?! I sincerely hope that the hilarious, ingenious ladies of have gotten their hands on this photo. I really hope he’s f*cking with the media because otherwise he should be hauled off to the nearest asylum. HA.

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But Kim Kardashian is really quite attractive. I know people give her shit for having a big ass but really, I doubt she’s anywhere near as big as people say. I haven’t found it for myself but I heard she posted a youtube video proving she can fit into a size 27 jean…and if that’s true then she’s much smaller than expected. Anywho, none of that matters – I dare anyone to look at the following photos and decide she is NOT attractive.

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Yeahhh, me too Kim. I’m not saying I think she’s an upstanding citizen, intelligent human being or even someone I’d want to attempt to hold a conversation with. Just that I’m sure even my own boyfriend would want to stare at her for a prolonged period of time. And/or motorboat her. I’m just sayin.

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I came across this photo of Katherine Heigl today and cannot stop laughing because this is EXACTLY what I do when I have a late night and am starving:

Well, minus the really expensive bedazzled dress and fur wrap. But Forever21 could sort of look nice, too. Right?


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Ok, so what do you think George W. Bush was trying to accomplish by posing like this for a photograph?


Maybe, PEACE THE F*CK OUT, BITCHES. I mean, geez, he hasn’t looked this happy for his entire acting career / presidency. Huh, interesting.

On second thought, he probably has no idea what’s going on or who all these people are and what they’re doing surrounding him. Yeahh, that sounds more like his style.

TGIF everyone!


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Remember when I made the prediction that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson would be breaking up soon? Check it out, suckers:

“Lindsay and Sam had a huge bust up last week at Pure night club in Las Vegas. Lindsay was flirting with a guy and Sam was ballistic. Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can’t help that she is attracted to the opposite sex. She thinks that they should come to some sort of understanding. Lindsay wants an open relationship where she can explore her heterosexuality without feeling guilty or sneaking around.” [from The Sun]

First step, open relationship from lesbian lover. Second step, dumping terrifying she-man for real men…

Ahh, young love.  

Is it part 4? Part 5? Oh, whatever, just check out this incredibly attractive photo of Amy Winehouse with her boyfriend:

Ohhhh, wait, no, that would be a terrible, HORRIFYING photo of Amy Winehouse with a bottle of liquor.

My bad.

Sorry for the nightmares.



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My creativity is taking a day off apparently sooo instead I’m want to say hey, what’s up to the library crew / PR girls of Washington and Lee. Thanks for reading! I promise to try to come up with something clever soon. Have a great weekend and good luck studying.

Oooh! I just got excited that Brit released some (holy cow, ohmygod, freakishly airbrushed) promo photos from her upcoming CD Circus. Check it:

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I’m not sure what’s up with the top of the pink dress (weird, yes?) but it’s nice to see her with a new, decent weave and lovely makeup. And I know that it’s insanely fake and ‘corrected’ but I think she looks good.


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