Victoria Beckham is Hungry

Since she never puts a calorie into her frail body, Posh is subjected to gnawing on her own finger, Lord of the Flies style.

 

**photo from perezhilton.com

David Beckham Hearts Cheerleaders

David Beckham is, judging from these photos, an ass-man.

(April 2008)

(May 2008)

(October 2008)

His facial expressions crack me up. He looks like a starving dog begging for food; if I look closely I can see drool. And, metaphoriclly speaking, he is starving since he’s married to a human stick figure who disappears when she turns sideways (literally, look closely below).

 

Let this be a lesson to us, ladies, that most men prefer some curves and not twiggy, brittle, little-boy figures. So Posh, for the love of carbohydrates, eat a freakin’ sandwich once every week or so (start slow, honey). And maybe buy a cheerleader’s uniform and prance around your mansion sometimes.