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So, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden broke up, which is so sad considering how precious they were together.

Hahahahaha, kidding. I remember thinking how weird it was for them to be dating in the first place. Now Paris can go back to being the ditzy, flirty, party girl she always was, and Benji can go back to, um, whatever he does when he’s not getting tattooed or being photographed with a blank expression on his face.

Looks like they’re going to have to return all those matching outfits though. How sad for them. I hate when that happens.


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I always wanted to be famous. I always wanted that adrenaline rush of people knowing my name and wanting to take photos with me. I’d love the opportunities to help out those around me, to travel to see different cultures, to influence the younger generation, and to see myself (after the makeup and hair crew helped me out) on a movie screen (I know some of those reasons are selfish but whatever, sorry people).

This quote from Ashley Olsen’s interview with the New York Times makes me wish otherwise:

“Honestly, I’m a wreck. Every time I see a camera, I’m a wreck. I don’t tend to react as though ‘I have to do this, it’s my job.’ I am reacting as a woman who is 5-foot-1 whose space is being invaded by a bunch of men whose aggression I can literally feel. In L.A. it is even worse because they are running red lights behind you, and I worry all the time about something terrible happening, someone getting hurt because of me, how I could ever possibly live with that. I can’t imagine what it would be like to have kids in the back seat and have to go through this and pretend for their sake that you are not scared.”

(Ashley Olsen)

Here are some more frightening and ridiculously overwhelming photos of paparazzi madness.

(Britney Spears)

(Paris Hilton)

(Jim Carey and Jenny McCarthy)

(Mandy Moore)

(Katie Holmes and Suri)

This last one sort of breaks my heart.


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The “Things I Wish I Liked (but don’t)” list that pertains to my own life is posted at my other blog, but now you can get the pimped-out, Celebrity bedazzled version of this post HERE (limited time only, prices void where prohibited)! Enjoy it and try not to judge me for my opinions.

1. Austin Powers 1, 2, 3…however many there are now – I just can’t get into them. I actually don’t tell many people this because 1-the jokes are sort of old at this point that it doesn’t come up in conversation like it used to, and 2-people really thought it was legitimately funny (really, everyone?) and don’t understand why I don’t. I vividly remember sitting on a bus headed to my middle school ski trip with my classmates while the first Austin Powers movie was playing, and I was baffled that everyone was laughing. Don’t get me wrong, I love a good silly, slapstick comedy (hey, Robin Hood: Men in Tights), but I just cannot handle these. I sort of don’t want to even include a photo but (ugh) I guess I will…


And I wish I liked the damn movies because everybody else seems to, and then I could do all movie quotes along with them.

2. MTV – Except for The Hills, which is fake, but nevertheless my own form of crack addiction (t.v. show addiction is much healthier…try it for a change, Amy Winehouse), most MTV shows today are just awful. A Shot at Love with Tela Tequila? Paris Hilton’s My New BFF? My Super Sweet Sixteen? NEXT? Sex With Mom and Dad (yes, it’s a real show where young girls tell their parents they’re having sex and they all embark on sex-related, ice-breaker games, and mom inevitably acts like a prostitute to appear young, hip and relate-able, and the dad looks murderous, especially when they bring in the boyfriend)?

WE GET IT. Sex sells. But do we really want to expose teenagers to this behavior every second of every day? I remember the good old days when MTV actually was Music Television and when The Real World wasn’t a porno. I wish it would return because then I would like it again.


3. Lindsay Lohan’s “special friend” Samantha Ronson – I don’t care if Lindsay likes girls or boys or farm animals for that matter. I just dislike Samantha because of the hat,

 the hair,

 the annoying way she poses,

and the fact that she’s so adverse to showering. Ever. And I so wish I liked her because it seems like she’s always being photographed. Sigh.


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