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Lindsay Lohan is headed for another rehab clinic and/or psychiatric ward. 

Lindsay is pretty much surviving off Red Bull, coffee and cigarettes, is hardly sleeping and making strange phone-calls at odd hours of the night. All that combined with the stress of her rocky relationship with Ronson is clearly taking its toll in a dangerous way…”

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“‘…she looks very thin in her recent photos,” said Kenneth Best, D.C. of FBE Holistic Health and Fitness Center in West Hollywood. “She has possibly lost a lot of weight from nerves, and lack of sleep can put a person on overdrive where their body doesn’t have sufficient time rebuild and rejuvenate itself. The body begins breaking down its lean muscle mass for fuel and the person not only looks thin but ravaged.’” (FOXnews.com)

Lindsay Lohan

 

“…Lindsay heard that Chace Crawford [Gossip Girl star] and Emile Hirsch [actor] were hanging out at Southern Hospitality for drinks…she showed up uninvited and unannounced. She caused quite a scene so Chace left to go back to his place for some more fun….”

Lindsay Lohan

“‘…Lindsay showed up uninvited to Chace’s apartment and was not allowed in,” the source reveals, adding that she instead headed to the airport to fly home to [Samantha Ronson]. “ (Ok! Magazine)

Yikes. 

Someone needs to step in and help this poor girl out. I mean, I know she’s annoying and all but there’s obviously something very wrong with her. I am worried for what’s going to happen if she doesn’t change these self-destructive activities soon.

That was my sympathetic cry for help for Lindsay. Now that that’s over, I can get back to being mostly sarcastic and rude. Phew. Being nice is exhausting!

 

**photos from idontlikeyouinthatway.com, thesuperficial.com

 

These crazy kids just can’t stop fighting lately! Could it be because an overly intelligent blogger named Liz recently predicted that their breakup is inevitable? Here’s the latest battle between Samantha and Lindsay:

“We hear that things got pretty tense at London’s Boujis Wednesday night after DJ Samantha Ronson spied her lover Lindsay Lohan chilling with her former squeeze Calum Best.

According to eyewitnesses, Sam was leaning into her cocktails when she saw Lindsay on the dance floor with the former model. Calum is said to have been the one who came over to her and Lindsay was enjoying the attention — and the flirting.

Sam is said to have gotten so angry that the two gals had to be restrained to keep them from beating on each other.”

[from radaronline.com story]

I had to google “Calum Best” because I had no recollection of him. I got tons of results with his name and the words ‘cocaine,’ ‘hookers,’ ‘sex tape,’ ‘orgies.’ Oh, and this lovely photo:

 

Seems like an upstanding young man.

I can’t believe I’m about to type this, but Lindsay is better off with Samantha. Kiss and make up, ladies.

 

**photos from thesuperficial.com, popcornnation.com

Remember when I made the prediction that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson would be breaking up soon? Check it out, suckers:

“Lindsay and Sam had a huge bust up last week at Pure night club in Las Vegas. Lindsay was flirting with a guy and Sam was ballistic. Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can’t help that she is attracted to the opposite sex. She thinks that they should come to some sort of understanding. Lindsay wants an open relationship where she can explore her heterosexuality without feeling guilty or sneaking around.” [from The Sun]

First step, open relationship from lesbian lover. Second step, dumping terrifying she-man for real men…

Ahh, young love.  

Alright, everyone. I want it on record that you heard this prediction HERE first. It’s really life-altering and maybe even more important than today’s election…

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan will be broken up in a matter of weeks. I’m giving it two months, tops.

What? But Liz, they are just SO perfect together what with the smoking and not showering and all, how can you say such horrid things? Well, sweet readers, I think Samantha’s over all the publicity bullshit and attitude that Lindsay apparently throws around at movie sets and in her everyday life. And that sort of makes me like her a little bit. At least this picture makes me smile because I imagine this is how I’d feel all the time if I was dating Lindsay Lohan.

WAITING GAME photo | Lindsay Lohan

Roll those eyes, honey. Nobody would blame you for walking away at any time.

Oh, and thanks for the hat. We don’t want to see that dirty hair anymore, ok?

 

**photo from people.com

Lindsay (which I’ve been spelling ‘Lindsey’ for quite some time now, sorry people) Lohan apparently has a CD coming out this month. I wasn’t aware she still recorded songs – although I wasn’t aware she was doing anything besides continually causing media speculation and smoking cartons of cigarettes, so kudos for doing something else with your life. Anywho, here is the cover for her album:

 

**photo from evilbeetgossip.com