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Ok, I’m still thinking entirely too much about the last post and how sad it is that Aubrey O’Day probably was once a relatively talented, cute gal who now is a few bad outfits (or nude photos, or hair bleachings) shy of being number on on my HATE LIST. Let’s journey back to a softer, more innocent time in Aubrey’s life via a lovely photo montage. Because, really, who doesn’t love a good montage?
So I just moved into a new apartment and mail is still coming from previous tenants. Usually it’s bills or junk mail, but every once in a while it’s a coupon book or fun magazine that I decide will best serve its purpose by belonging to me. Whether or not this is morally (or legally?) sound, I don’t really care to think about. Anywho, I usually just add whatever it is to the stack of magazines on my coffee table for my roommates and I to check out.
Friday I grabbed said mail and there was a magazine made out to some random guy in a crisp plastic sleeve. I couldn’t see the cover b/c it was blacked out (if you already know where this is going you are way ahead of me). I was in a hurry to get dinner started and just threw it on the stack of other magazines.
Needless to say, I forgot about it until Sunday morning, when a visiting guy friend from Richmond picks it up and exclaims, “LIZ. Why do you have a PLAYBOY in your apartment??” I probably should’ve been mildly embarrassed, but as I really had no idea what it was decided to just laugh it off. So the group of us hanging out rips off the cover and proceeds to objective analyze the entire thing. And here’s the question I’m posing to you, dear readers…and maybe it’s just me, but…
Does anyone else think cover-girl Aubrey O’Day (from Danity Kane) look like crap???
I mean, besides looking weirdly gold, her face looks more blow-up-doll than usual and her pose seems very awkward and uncomfortable. The rest of the photos look like crap to me as well. I’m not going to post the semi-nude ones on the site but if you want to check it out, look at Idontlikeyouinthatway.com.
I feel like she’s too weird and trashy to be featured on a Playboy. And that’s sort of saying a lot, right?
**photo from idontlikeyouinthatway.com
Dear Aubrey O’Day,
I know you were in Danity Kane and once upon a time, you were quite attractive and sort of quasi-talented (maybe?). Now you dress like a crazy person, have no discernible job except getting your photo taken, and dye your dog’s hair at whim.
I AM NOT OK WITH ANY OF THESE THINGS.
And I don’t know what this photo is all about. My roommate’s dog is similar to yours (breed-wise not color-wise), and it is forever jumping all over us, licking, barking, and generally always wanting attention. Your dog, needless to say, seems over you. He is physically backing away from your, um, advances and probably will pee on your pillows before bedtime this evening just because he hates your guts (well, that’s how I express my anger at least). Stop licking your dog. NOW. I mean, I know he licks himself and all, but he doesn’t have herpes yet so just LET HIM BE. Jesus, you already dyed his hair without asking.
Your biggest fan
Hahah, just kidding, I don’t like you very much at all. Obviously.