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Ok, so I know Hollywood couples split up on a daily basis. Marriages can’t take the spotlight, celebrities acquire wandering eyes, yadda, yadda. So it really shouldn’t come as a huge shock that Warren Lieberstein and Angela Kinsey (Angela from The Office) have just separated.

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Except that I’m really sad about it.

The couple just had a baby girl, Isabel Ruby Lieberstein, about 8 months ago. It just seems so sad that they are splitting up after just starting a family.

Also (fun facts), Angela’s best friend in real life is Jenna Fisher who plays Pam on the show. And Warren’s brother* is Paul Lieberstein who plays Toby. I completely love that the actors and actresses are such a tight-knit group. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. Like despite how awful some things are (like this separation or the ebola virus or finding a rogue hair in your lunch that is obviously not yours), somehow, someway everything will be ok in the end. And it is my sincerest hope that Jenna Fisher (Pam) and John Krasinski (Jim) fall in love for real…unless I get him first of course. In which case, watch your back Pammy, because as much as I adore you, I have no problem taking you down if you attempt to come between us.

Consider this your first and final warning.

 

 

*My mistake. I wrote that Paul was Warren’s uncle. Thanks for the correction!

**photo from evilbeetgossip.com

Lindsay Lohan is headed for another rehab clinic and/or psychiatric ward. 

Lindsay is pretty much surviving off Red Bull, coffee and cigarettes, is hardly sleeping and making strange phone-calls at odd hours of the night. All that combined with the stress of her rocky relationship with Ronson is clearly taking its toll in a dangerous way…”

Lindsay Lohan

“‘…she looks very thin in her recent photos,” said Kenneth Best, D.C. of FBE Holistic Health and Fitness Center in West Hollywood. “She has possibly lost a lot of weight from nerves, and lack of sleep can put a person on overdrive where their body doesn’t have sufficient time rebuild and rejuvenate itself. The body begins breaking down its lean muscle mass for fuel and the person not only looks thin but ravaged.’” (FOXnews.com)

Lindsay Lohan

 

“…Lindsay heard that Chace Crawford [Gossip Girl star] and Emile Hirsch [actor] were hanging out at Southern Hospitality for drinks…she showed up uninvited and unannounced. She caused quite a scene so Chace left to go back to his place for some more fun….”

Lindsay Lohan

“‘…Lindsay showed up uninvited to Chace’s apartment and was not allowed in,” the source reveals, adding that she instead headed to the airport to fly home to [Samantha Ronson]. “ (Ok! Magazine)

Yikes. 

Someone needs to step in and help this poor girl out. I mean, I know she’s annoying and all but there’s obviously something very wrong with her. I am worried for what’s going to happen if she doesn’t change these self-destructive activities soon.

That was my sympathetic cry for help for Lindsay. Now that that’s over, I can get back to being mostly sarcastic and rude. Phew. Being nice is exhausting!

 

**photos from idontlikeyouinthatway.com, thesuperficial.com

 

Ok, I’m still thinking entirely too much about the last post and how sad it is that Aubrey O’Day probably was once a relatively talented, cute gal who now is a few bad outfits (or nude photos, or hair bleachings) shy of being number on on my HATE LIST. Let’s journey back to a softer, more innocent time in Aubrey’s life via a lovely photo montage. Because, really, who doesn’t love a good montage?

 

Brunette Aubrey O'Day
Aubrey O'Day
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Holy downfall. 
Maybe I should title this post “Mr. and Mrs. O’Day Must Be So Proud” or “Move Over, Tara Reid.”

Fun story.

So I just moved into a new apartment and mail is still coming from previous tenants. Usually it’s bills or junk mail, but every once in a while it’s a coupon book or fun magazine that I decide will best serve its purpose by belonging to me. Whether or not this is morally (or legally?) sound, I don’t really care to think about. Anywho, I usually just add whatever it is to the stack of magazines on my coffee table for my roommates and I to check out. 

Friday I grabbed said mail and there was a magazine made out to some random guy in a crisp plastic sleeve. I couldn’t see the cover b/c it was blacked out (if you already know where this is going you are way ahead of me). I was in a hurry to get dinner started and just threw it on the stack of other magazines. 

Needless to say, I forgot about it until Sunday morning, when a visiting guy friend from Richmond picks it up and exclaims, “LIZ. Why do you have a PLAYBOY in your apartment??” I probably should’ve been mildly embarrassed, but as I really had no idea what it was decided to just laugh it off. So the group of us hanging out rips off the cover and proceeds to objective analyze the entire thing. And here’s the question I’m posing to you, dear readers…and maybe it’s just me, but…

Does anyone else think cover-girl Aubrey O’Day (from Danity Kane) look like crap???

 

Aubrey O'Day

I mean, besides looking weirdly gold, her face looks more blow-up-doll than usual and her pose seems very awkward and uncomfortable. The rest of the photos look like crap to me as well. I’m not going to post the semi-nude ones on the site but if you want to check it out, look at Idontlikeyouinthatway.com

I feel like she’s too weird and trashy to be featured on a Playboy. And that’s sort of saying a lot, right?


**photo from idontlikeyouinthatway.com

I just spent a very long time laughing hysterically at the following website with my roommates…

F My Life

Enjoy.

(It’s good to be back, people.)