So, Jennifer Aniston’s highly-anticipated Vogue interview is not as exciting as it should’ve been. Her first time speaking about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s relationship coulda, shoulda, woulda been more shocking. Here’s an excerpt of the article (Aniston talking to Jonathan Van Meter of Vogue):

“[Aniston] asks [Meter] if I ever saw a cartoon that appeared in the New York Post a couple of years ago that depicts Aniston talking on the phone in her kitchen. The bubble over her head says, HI ANGELINA…I DECIDED TO TAKE YOU UP ON YOUR OFFER OF A ‘SIT-DOWN TALK.’…In the drawing, Aniston is loading a shotgun, and there is a copy of Vogue sitting next to her. (The cartoon was inspired by an interview I did with Jolie for this magazine in January 2007 in which she said she would welcome the opportunity to ‘sit down’ with Aniston.) Someone sent Aniston the cartoon (‘the funniest thing I’ve ever seen,’ she says), and afterward, she could not resist the urge to buy a copy of Vogue to see what the fuss was about.

What really rankled Aniston about the piece was that Jolie felt the need to recount a detailed timeline of exactly how her relationship developed on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, while Aniston was still married to and living with Pitt. ‘There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening,’ says Aniston. ‘I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss.’ Aniston, still galled, shakes her head in disbelief. ‘That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.’

I honestly don’t even think anyone would begrudge her being balls-to-the-wall pissed off about the whole thing. Come on, Jenn! Grow a pair and tell us how you really feel.


**photos from Vogue via