Dear Gwenyth Paltrow,

You seem intelligent and kind. Besides naming your child Apple (seriously, who does that to an innocent kid?), I really have no beef with you or your life choices. That is, until the moment I saw this photo of you in Paris at the premiere for Two Lovers:

And now we must throw down.

What in the name of Buddha were you trying to accomplish here? We see London and France and thank GOD you’re wearing underpants (ahem, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears), but you, ma’am, are way too classy to stoop this low for attention. Someone grab a jacket and another pair of shoes (it looks like you’re wearing gym socks, ew) PRONTO and never, ever do this again.


Someone who thinks you should know better, young lady 


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