Dear Gwenyth Paltrow,
You seem intelligent and kind. Besides naming your child Apple (seriously, who does that to an innocent kid?), I really have no beef with you or your life choices. That is, until the moment I saw this photo of you in Paris at the premiere for Two Lovers:
And now we must throw down.
What in the name of Buddha were you trying to accomplish here? We see London and France and thank GOD you’re wearing underpants (ahem, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears), but you, ma’am, are way too classy to stoop this low for attention. Someone grab a jacket and another pair of shoes (it looks like you’re wearing gym socks, ew) PRONTO and never, ever do this again.
Sincerely,
Someone who thinks you should know better, young lady
**photo from evilbeetgossip.com
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November 5, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Quirky
I can’t believe this!!
She’s usually so classy!!
Perhaps she got confused, and thought she was required to wear something from the film? I have no idea what the movie is about, but when the title is “Two Lovers” that’s my only hope 🙂
November 6, 2008 at 12:09 am
Mary Frances
haha thank you for this.
November 6, 2008 at 1:35 am
elizabeth
Mary Frances, thanks for suggesting and sending me this photo. It really gives a whole new meaning to lingerie as everyday wear. Maybe this would be a great Fruit of the Loom ad! Or, HEY, look who they’ve got their Hanes on now! Hahahah, oh I just laughed so hard wine almost came out of my nose. I’m glad I entertain myself.