Halloween lessons learned from celebrities – when you don’t have a creative bone in your body and can’t come up with a fun, interesting costume, dress like a slut! Because, as Mean Girls says, it is the one day of the year that girls can get away with dressing like total whores and nobody can say anything about it.

That must have been what happened to these women:

[Tracy Bingham]

[Kim Kardashian]

[Mariah Carey]

[Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt]


Sigh. We get it ladies. Now put your (large, probably fake) boobs away please.

Oh, and Heidi? Shoot him.


**photos from thesuperficial.com