I get nervous every time I see a photo of Madonna in a sleeveless ensemble. It just looks so, well, disarming. Her arms, I just, I mean…I’m at a loss of words. Check out the guns so you can fully commiserate.


I mean, for the love of Buddha, you’re allowed to skip a few days at the gym, Madge. Go home, relax and pay other people to carry your stuff around for you so at least the veins will retreat back into your body.


**photos from people.com