Happy Friday!
It’s been a rough morning for yours truly so far. I was supposed to get my hair done but the stylist just had to cancel (he mumbled something about a nightmare involving Britney Spears’ weave and that he would never touch hair again, etc, etc); my makeup artist was 3 minutes late AGAIN and I had to fire her on the spot; and my personal chef had the nerve to char the edges of my multigrain toast and served me scrambled eggs when I specifically requested them over easy…
SIGH. Being important and rich sure is rough! That’s why I can totally commiserate with the following celebrities who are forced to be out in public before their styling teams can make them so perfect that it makes the hoi polloi weep self-conscious tears of sorrow and wonder why they can’t look like us…
1. Lo Bosworth – with makeup:
Lo Bostworth without makeup:
2. Hilary Duff – with makeup:
Hilary Duff – without makeup:
Eva Longoria - with makeup:
Eva Longoria - without makeup:
Pam Anderson – with makeup:
Pam Anderson – without makeup:
Heidi Klum – with makeup:
Heidi Klum – without makeup:
WOW. See ladies? If we all had teams of people making us gorgeous each morning we could ALL have perfect hair, perfect skin, and perfect eyeliner.
JESUS CHRIST, Amy Winehouse. You have ONCE AGAIN disproven my theory. You are simply a freak of nature. Be gone, creature!
**photos from people.com, usmagazine.com, babble.com
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October 17, 2008 at 3:14 pm
S@R@H
Whoa, some of them look like completely different people!
October 17, 2008 at 8:35 pm
elizabeth
I know! It sort of makes me feel a little better on the inside. If I had a whole face full of makeup and my hair done everyday maybe I could look like a celebrity too! Maybe…
November 2, 2008 at 8:13 pm
mara
Oh my God. Oh my God!!!
I swear I would have never ever recognised Eva Longoria and Pamela Anderson. Ever.
Hillary Duff is still pretty, though. Totally different, but pretty nonetheless.
December 9, 2008 at 9:39 am
crazy
Having money must not pay. lord i dont wear makeup &still look better than pam Anderson. thank god for are breast.all she has going for her .and tommy he must be on some good drugs
January 12, 2009 at 8:33 am
Sheila
Well, I DO feel a bit better. Eva and Pam make me feel better. I want to see the stars who really look 50 pounds heavier without fancy clothes. If you can accomplish that, mon cherie, I will be soooooooooo content. (Or make me look that much thinner, would be even better).
Seriously, I’m old but I still LOVE makeup tips. You’re telling the truth about the eyelashes. I’ve seen ‘em in action on a friend of mine at work. Salesmen fall all over her, and she gets “accidental” discounts on all manner of high ticket items! Seriously, a few of us have gone into retailers after she scores an unbelivable deal, and woosh…. no deal for us. Even if the same person she went with goes back later! You’re for real, sister.
April 10, 2009 at 1:35 pm
albjona
uau i’m surprised. hilary duff like this. men she is like a monster. totally different. beautiful but with make up and i don’ call her beauty with make up when she is not pretty original. she is…. god. a monster
April 10, 2009 at 1:42 pm
enerjada
we all are beautiful with make up, but how beautiful we are it seems when we are without make up. now i know that hilary is not pretty couse without make up she looks like a monster
April 10, 2009 at 1:45 pm
hilary
i’m a fan of hilary or better i was couse im not anymore she looks terrible
April 11, 2009 at 11:08 am
klara and stela
oh my good!without makeup they are ugly!they should never go out like that!!!!!!